My son is turning 18 soon and has recently begun dating. However his first girlfriend has very small breasts, probably an A-cup. Now god bless his heart, he loves her ever so much, but I’d like to set a firm precedent to avoid future heartbreak.

I wouldn’t want him to be ridiculed by his friends and classmates for ‘going out with a flatty’ as I would have been back in my younger years. Unendowed females are also generally emotionally unstable due to low self-esteem (I don’t want a teenage drama queen on my son’s hands!)

My biggest worry is that many years down the line, their female children would be ‘flat chicks’ as well. I’d like my son to be a spittin’ image of his old man, and to help him avoid some obvious mistakes.

Should I forbid him from dating her or let him figure it out for himself over time?

Please sign,
I, THE UNDERSIGNED, AGREE THAT…

1. In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you’ve drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for five minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely fake one.

2. I fully understand that a woman’s main role in any relationship is to take the blame. So when you stub your toe in the bathroom or your football team lose, I agree that – by some complex scientific equation incomprehensible to woman – it will be my fault. Even if I wasn’t there.

3. Whenever my friends and I get together for a girlie chat, I will tell them that you are better hung than a large-balled Himalayan yak.

4. And I will also mention this to YOUR friends. A lot.

5. After sex, I will not expect you to cuddle me for hours till your arm goes dead. Nor will let my hair annoyingly get in your face.

6. I will never, ever give your penis a "cute" nickname.

7. In bed, I will be as keen as mustard to try any novel sexual position you fancy. Especially ones where I do all the work and you just lie there, grinning.

8. After we split up, I will never sleep with any of your friends or colleagues. Or anyone else you have ever met. Or may one day meet. And if men attempt to chat me up, I will solemnly inform them that you have "ruined me for other men".

9. I understand that mechanical objects like cars, computer games, and remote control devices are beyond the comprehension of women. I will only make a fool of myself if I attempt to operate them, so you’re in charge of the lot. Except for the iron and the washing machine, of course.

Signed ____________________________________

Date ______________________________________

I’m a 30 year old man and after being with women as young as 21 years old and as old as 45 years old;I’ve concluded that being with a woman in her 30s or early 40s is the best. There’s something exciting about her knowing exactly what to do and her skills and not being afraid to take charge. Any other thoughts? Thanks

My boyfriend is only 31 and has the testosterone of a 70 year old man. He needs to find someone to do hormone replacemnt therapy close to home, and we are having problems finding one on the web. I think this may be a result of searching broad topics and I can’t narrow it down or even really find what I am looking for.

I know someone in Florida who pays a flat alimony amount every month, regardless of how much he makes. (He’s self-employed.) So what happense when this guy becomes too old to work? Will they cart a 60-80 year old man off to jail because he can’t continue to generate that much money?

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges . The Hilton charges 9. We do it here for , and I get back from Medicare…!

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges . The Hilton charges 9. We do it here for , and I get back from Medicare…!

I just found out my 13 year old daughter has been talking to a 32 year old man online.I have the chat logs. Nothing sexual or illegal was discussed, so I didn’t know if it was against the law or not?

My husband and I have been having a lot of problems pretty much since we got married. Problems with drugs which has recently seemed to have changed and We also have very unusual problems, one of the biggest ones is the involvement of a 50 year old man (my husband is 23) in his life. This man has spent thousands of dollars on my husband and I do not want this man around anymore, he has put a wedge between us, i want to blame this man for a lot of our problems even though they are not all his fault. He claims to be a christian but has not dated anyone in over 30 years. He seems obsessed w/ my husband. i hate it! Anyways my husband i are going to try marriage counseling at a chuch next week, i am just curious about what they do and what i can expect to talk about. I am scared they will want me to accept this man in my life. I am pretty nervous about this, i would just like to get an idea of what i am about to go through. thank you!!!
I have spoke with my husband and this guy (jim) about how i feel and it did nothing. Jim does not feel like he is doing anything wrong, i just asked him to at least stay out of it until we work things out and he wouldnt. Actually they are just returning from a trip to georgia, he took my husband there to audition for americal idol, that has caused a lot of problems.

My husband and I have been having a lot of problems pretty much since we got married. Problems with drugs and We also have very unusual problems, one of the biggest ones is the involvement of a 50 year old man (my husband is 23) in his life. This man has spent thousands of dollars on my husband and I do not want this man around anymore, he has put a wedge between us, i want to blame this man for a lot of our problems even though they are not all his fault. Anyways my husband i are going to try marriage counseling at a chuch next week, i am just curious about what they do and what i can expect to talk about. I am scared they will want me to accept this man in my life. I am pretty nervous about this, i would just like to get an idea of what i am about to go through. thank you!!!