Okay, me and my gf’s friend has been being totally immature about our relationship. I’m 18 and they’re both 16. My gf and I are thinking of getting engaged after high school and collage, and all the sudden our friend starts goofing off. She’s like, "So, when’s the wedding?" and "Can I be Maid of Honor?" We just ignore her. But see, since we’re oblivious to those jokes, she decided to crank up the jeers. Now, she’s making sex references and (Chuckles) trying to give us condoms. So, clearly, that got to us. We explained how we plan to wait, but she keeps going on and on and on.

I know it sounds bad, but we really do get along well, the three of us. I think she just wants to be goofy. So, for April Fool’s day, I want to totally bombard her with as many jokes (directed to her) about marriage, sex, and blondes. (Yep, she’s a blondie. "Big Surprise", huh?) Not only that, but she CLAIMS to be engaged, so that adds spice to the jokes.
Do you have any? One restriction- please, no jokes that involves sexual bodily fluids. That’s a bit too much.

Ok, here are some of mine to help you think:
They say a man isn’t complete until he’s married… After that, he’s FINISHED! LOL
How do you drown a blonde? You glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool! LOL
What do you think of those two?

Im 13 in 7th grade, and i made a HUGE mistake. At the beginning of the year, i asked out a cute girl who i did not really build a relationship, bacause i was kinda depressed. i kinds thought she liked me. she would talk to me, and make jokes wit me, but after i asked her out, and she rejected me by saying "eew" (not kidding) everything fell apart. she doesnt talk to me or anything, and barely looks at me. in the mean time, people are taunting me from when i asked her out 5 MONTHS AGO!!!! How can i stop the taunting by much more popular kids who have gone out with like 5 people in a month. and will i ever have another chance with her? how can i build even a friendship from "ground zero?" even if it is in a couple of years, she is worth it.
(and for anybody who is going to tell me im too young, go answer another question)
Thank you
Joey

My husband and I are 23 and I have a 4 year old son. We are newbies only been married 7 months. This is our first marriage and we don’t believe in divorce. We also attend church every week. We are very happy and we want it to stay that way.

So what is your best secret to making your marriage happy; or what was the best advice someone else gave you?

Please answer seriously and no divorce jokes on this one guys.