And would ANY close friendships a bisexual might have be suspect?

(I suppose a bisexual woman could have a best friend who was a gay man without raising suspicions.)

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My best friend is contemplating filing for divorce from her husband and needs to set up a consultation. She needs the name of a great attorney specializing in divorce/family law. Doesn’t matter how expensive/inexpensive he or she is. Any help you can give me to pass on to her would be great!! Thanks everyone in advance.

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My best friend is contemplating filing for divorce from her husband and needs to set up a consultation. She needs the name of a great attorney specializing in divorce/family law. Doesn’t matter how expensive/inexpensive he or she is. Any help you can give me to pass on to her would be great!! Thanks everyone in advance.

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Me and my best friend had a huge fight 2 weeks ago, resulting each other saying that we are done with each other. I have been having several dreams about us making up, even though there isn’t a good chance of that.

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Why don’t THEY lose half or more of their assets like men who are caught cheating do?

*Happened to my best friend

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My longtime boyfriend and I are eighteen and going into our senior year of high school this August, and we are both trying to figure out what we can do to stay together during our college years until we can make a life together. Our limitations include: 1. A football scouting program that guarantees his entrance and tuition at a state university anywhere in the US that has a football team that is associated with the program, so most likely, we will have to move out of state. 2. My obscene shortage of tuition money, which forces me to attend a community college.

With the impeding circumstances standing, here are the available options:
1. We get married and his selection of a college is hindered by the availability of housing for married couples. We could live together in the dorm while he is enrolled at the university full time and I take courses through a local community college full time.
2. I work to live near him and put off my education until he finished his major and I can go back to school.
3. We are separated for six years while he is acquiring his degree and I can hope that after all that time that the two weeks we’ll be spending together over those years will be enough to bring him back to me when he’s done with college.

Option one sounds pretty reasonable and by far the best, right? Well. He doesn’t want to get married before college and so has abandoned hope of living together. All we do is cry and argue about it. His best friend said its ridiculous that he isn’t marrying me because I’m "the perfect woman" and he should be happy that I want to marry him and make a life for him, and a home for him to come to in college.

THE PROBLEM: The negative connotation that marriage has for men.

And I want to know WHY!!

Anyone, especially single, engaged, or married men, please help me!! I severely need outside opinions and advice!

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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, And she’s a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..

Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.

85 mph. "And," he says, "I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn’t there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I’ve got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he’s up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I’ve got everything I need."

She asks, "What’s that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I’ve got
the airbag!"
SO WAS IT FUNNY? HEHE

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My best friend is interested in becoming a physical therapist.She has been to 2 community colleges here in Chicago to see if they offer the physical therapy program but unfortunately they don’t.

How does one go about becoming a physical therapist?

What colleges/schools in Chicago or in the suburbs offers a physical therapy program?

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does anyone know a good, free, online counselor that wont call you just email you?

please i really need one my best friend just started drinking 5 days ago and now is going to jail becuz he got drunk and broke into a store. so please i really want a counselor for not only thing but all the stuff that goes on in my life. please please please! help me.
by the way my friend is only 15

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