my wife and I have been living in 2 different states for about a year now but we have been legally seperated since 2004. we have 2 beautiful kids ( I have 1 of my twin boys and she has my daughter and son). She has boyfriend now but she says that she will not file the papers but if I want to she will sign them. I just would like to know what my options are?

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a much better lover than you."

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he’s up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I’ve got everything I need."

She asks, "What’s that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I’ve got
the airbag!"
SO WAS IT FUNNY? HEHE

He said to my wife. Mrs. H***z How do you expect your husband to live.We still owe on the house. But where I am on comp. The state wont touch me just her. She works and I do not. They do not like to mess with the feds. I was with the F.B.I.

I am on disability.
A community property state NH Is. She works we also owe the mortgage . thousand dollars. The judge said to how do expect for your husband to live.

My boyfriend’s wife refuses to sign divorce papers. He thinks there is nothing he can do – but I don’t think he need her permission to divorce her – am I right? Please help!

now he does not cares just after the marriage he went out with friends we didnt go for honeymoon because according to him it was boring as we have been dating since 3yrs (our was long distance relationship) whenever we go out he will take his friend along, daily night he comes after drinking and plays some games on computer has his dinner and sleeps.

Going through divorce now. I have a top attorney and he only wanted 0 down (at 5/hr) but my wife’s attorney wants 00 in advance (then 0/hr). Does this seem fishy to anyone else?

I am 17 and have never been able to correctly pronounce my R’s. They usually end up sounding like l’s or w’s. I went to speech therapy as a young child but no longer do. If anybody has some easy at-home exercises, this would be great, as speech therapists cost a lot of money. Thanks!

What is more important paying child support on time ever month or maintain a good relationship with his daughter, if the father can only do one not both? His ex wife never interferes with his relationship and always handles her ex in a diplomatic friendly manner.

Its not for me, i have to make-up my boy friend.Since he likes it more to get maked-up for his eyes.

Recently there have been several revelations of male politicians admitting affairs and their wives staying married to them. Do you think the husbands of female politicians would be as forgiving? It seems so many of the women married to powerful politicians just simply forgive cheating.